10/9/2015 - Via email from Chad to the League
***It has been reported that King Midas (CARNAGE Owner) advised that he once tied on purpose, just to see what it felt like....he is, the most interesting Fantasy
Owner in the world.....
He doesn't choose his players, they choose him.
Women throw money at him when he does his touchdown dance.
He instructs injured players to "rub some dirt on it."
His fantasy football trophy case is plural.
And his fantasy football team...is not a fantasy.
-Carnage
...the most interesting fantasy owner in the world
***It has been reported that King Midas (CARNAGE Owner) advised that he once tied on purpose, just to see what it felt like....he is, the most interesting Fantasy
Owner in the world.....
He doesn't choose his players, they choose him.
Women throw money at him when he does his touchdown dance.
He instructs injured players to "rub some dirt on it."
His fantasy football trophy case is plural.
And his fantasy football team...is not a fantasy.
-Carnage
...the most interesting fantasy owner in the world
9/21/2015 - Via email from Brad to UMatt and Nmatt
"Deuts,
Here some of my thoughts after week 2:
· The Saints are done.
· The NFC East is an embarrassment to the rest of the NFL.
· The Steelers will win the AFC North
· The Broncos’ 2-0 record is baffling to the point that it makes my nose bleed uncontrollably.
· People get hurt really easily… way too much leg snapping.
· The Cowboys are done. As soon as Weeden is leading your offense, you’re done.
· Houston sucks.
· Seattle sucks
· Pete Carroll sucks.
· I suck at anything related to fantasy football. Could possibly be the guy that goes 0-18 even though we only play 13 games.
· I hope we never have to watch Jay Cutler again.
· Bob Costas is an idiot.
· Jameis Winston sucks.
· The Ravens are done.
· The AFC will be won by either NE, Pitts, or Indy… will be interesting to see how Indy bounces back tonight. No other team has a chance.
· The Packers look potentially strong but are already plagued by injury. I see a SB XXXI rematch of Patriots vs. Packers (Favre prevailed over Bledsoe in ’96-’97) It was the first Super Bowl I remember watching and believe it or not, I was rooting for the Packers… what an idiot. I liked Favre better than Bledsoe. Bledsoe was a tool bag.
· Rex Ryan is an idiot.
· The Bills’ supposedly “monster” defense got exposed for what it really is… crap.
· The Patriots defense is their Achilles heel.
· I just said Achilles.
· Rex Ryan got pitted, so pitted.. like that…
· I hate Cincinnati.
· I hate the Browns.
· I hate LeBron.
· The Lakers are going to suck.
· The Angels will miss the playoffs.
· St. Louis will win the World Series
· Adrian Peterson seems to be back but I don’t think the Vikings will amount to much…
· Some dude at Notre Dame tore his ACL while celebrating after he broke up a TD pass… it was a pretty nasty knee-buckle. What an idiot. Your only job is to not get hurt.
· I stubbed my toe last night while I was feeding my dog.
· Edelman is not a real person, he’s a machine created by Belichik and Josh McDaniels in their garage.
· Same with Gronk.
· The Patriots have a formation where they line up 4 Tight Ends… this is why they win so much. Their Tight Ends combine for a height of 57 feet, 9 inches.
· Bob Costas is still an idiot.
· I hate football and everything related to football.
· I hate everyone.
· I love football with all my heart and everything that is related to football.
· I lost QUAD by half a point… half a point… I’m going to say it one more time… half a point…………….half……….a…………point.
· I lost QUAD by half a point……………..
· Half a point.
· I need poker."
"Deuts,
Here some of my thoughts after week 2:
· The Saints are done.
· The NFC East is an embarrassment to the rest of the NFL.
· The Steelers will win the AFC North
· The Broncos’ 2-0 record is baffling to the point that it makes my nose bleed uncontrollably.
· People get hurt really easily… way too much leg snapping.
· The Cowboys are done. As soon as Weeden is leading your offense, you’re done.
· Houston sucks.
· Seattle sucks
· Pete Carroll sucks.
· I suck at anything related to fantasy football. Could possibly be the guy that goes 0-18 even though we only play 13 games.
· I hope we never have to watch Jay Cutler again.
· Bob Costas is an idiot.
· Jameis Winston sucks.
· The Ravens are done.
· The AFC will be won by either NE, Pitts, or Indy… will be interesting to see how Indy bounces back tonight. No other team has a chance.
· The Packers look potentially strong but are already plagued by injury. I see a SB XXXI rematch of Patriots vs. Packers (Favre prevailed over Bledsoe in ’96-’97) It was the first Super Bowl I remember watching and believe it or not, I was rooting for the Packers… what an idiot. I liked Favre better than Bledsoe. Bledsoe was a tool bag.
· Rex Ryan is an idiot.
· The Bills’ supposedly “monster” defense got exposed for what it really is… crap.
· The Patriots defense is their Achilles heel.
· I just said Achilles.
· Rex Ryan got pitted, so pitted.. like that…
· I hate Cincinnati.
· I hate the Browns.
· I hate LeBron.
· The Lakers are going to suck.
· The Angels will miss the playoffs.
· St. Louis will win the World Series
· Adrian Peterson seems to be back but I don’t think the Vikings will amount to much…
· Some dude at Notre Dame tore his ACL while celebrating after he broke up a TD pass… it was a pretty nasty knee-buckle. What an idiot. Your only job is to not get hurt.
· I stubbed my toe last night while I was feeding my dog.
· Edelman is not a real person, he’s a machine created by Belichik and Josh McDaniels in their garage.
· Same with Gronk.
· The Patriots have a formation where they line up 4 Tight Ends… this is why they win so much. Their Tight Ends combine for a height of 57 feet, 9 inches.
· Bob Costas is still an idiot.
· I hate football and everything related to football.
· I hate everyone.
· I love football with all my heart and everything that is related to football.
· I lost QUAD by half a point… half a point… I’m going to say it one more time… half a point…………….half……….a…………point.
· I lost QUAD by half a point……………..
· Half a point.
· I need poker."
9/17/2015 - Via text by Brad to UMatt and NMatt during the Denver vs. KC Game
"Someone needs to put Peyton out of his misery. He's like a deer that got shot in the back and is paralyzed and slowly bleeding out but not quite enough to die. And then territorial crows and Hawks come down and start feeding on his body but and he can feel that, just not his legs. They slowly eat at him until they get to his innards and then they leave because the weather is bad so they need to fly to safety. So the deer is laying there completely helpless and just in suffering in horrible brutal agony until he will finally die an absolute miserable death when he should have just gone home to his family and ride off in the sunset. But no, he had to go out for one last stroll first because he wants to win one more deer competition so his younger retarded deer brother who drools when he talks doesn't have more deer rings than him." - Brad M.
"Someone needs to put Peyton out of his misery. He's like a deer that got shot in the back and is paralyzed and slowly bleeding out but not quite enough to die. And then territorial crows and Hawks come down and start feeding on his body but and he can feel that, just not his legs. They slowly eat at him until they get to his innards and then they leave because the weather is bad so they need to fly to safety. So the deer is laying there completely helpless and just in suffering in horrible brutal agony until he will finally die an absolute miserable death when he should have just gone home to his family and ride off in the sunset. But no, he had to go out for one last stroll first because he wants to win one more deer competition so his younger retarded deer brother who drools when he talks doesn't have more deer rings than him." - Brad M.
